every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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