You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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