i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
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Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
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he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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