HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
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Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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