True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
you traded sex for a burrito?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
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ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
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Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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