you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
i now understand why vodka
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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