its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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