I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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