Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
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you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
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Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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