nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
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He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
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Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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