he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
and i looked up. we had an audience...
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
