We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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