I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Do you remember whose house we're in?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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