I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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