god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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