dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
His nipple licking is glorious
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