saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
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So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
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if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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