Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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