I CAN MOONWALK!
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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