is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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