Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
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