We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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