He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
