Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Randomize
