Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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