all she had left on were here heels. phone five
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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