You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
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I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
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Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
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