I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
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He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
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Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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