there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
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