Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
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Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
This baby is an asshole
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
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