I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
Randomize
