Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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