After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
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Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
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I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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