I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
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Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
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Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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