just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
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oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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