I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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