Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
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I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
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Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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