i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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