Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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