you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
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You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
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Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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