Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
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He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
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It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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