she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
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searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
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Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"