Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
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I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
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So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.