What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
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Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
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On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.