Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
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She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
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I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
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