The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
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using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
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I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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