He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
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He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
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Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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