We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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