Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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