doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
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My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
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I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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