idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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