It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
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There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
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She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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