none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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