Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
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Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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