This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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