Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
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Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
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came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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