Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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